A Terroristic Divorce

Today my phone battery went from fully charged to dead in under 4 hours. I hope the people using it to listen to my conversations enjoyed the extended discussion about the Lindbergh Baby, Reese Witherspoon’s Grandpa and Sally Field.

The only thing that cannot be prevented from detection when your cellphone is under surveillance is the fact that the battery is being used up.

When I took a call from my friend in Seattle, I heard 3 people scrambling to tell each other to shut up that I could hear them. They need to improve their surveillance methods. Especially when they are so dang noisy. Or maybe they should turn their microphone off on their end.